Aahz (theonlytrueaahz) wrote in wpf,
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Last minute trash talkin'

It's hours to show time and the trash is still bein' talked over in the WPF Forums:

 

From Caligula 6 and The N.P.O.:

  • The NPO is COMING!!
    and you still havn't
    Now go home!! fart



    I must not fear,
    Fear is the mind killer
    Fear Is the little death that brings total obliteration
    I will face my fear
    I will permit my fear to pass over and through me
    And when it has gone past I will turn my inner eye to see its path
    Where the fear is gone there will be nothing
    And only I will remain.


    ~The Bene Gesserit Litany against fear, Dune

    Okay suck asses, this is Caligula 6Waiting for someone
    Anyone  To challenge the GRIP that The NPO has on the WPF!
  •  Fatal Fridge
    Does anyone have the guts to face the wrath of Caligula 6!?!?!
    Can anyone stop the NPO????
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    The answer is:

    Oooh HELLS NO!! mumum
    (yes, I said ‘hells’)

    Come tonight and see what The NPO has cooking! tool

    Anthony is going to cook and baste ratpack into
    Rat stew!
    And Caligula 6
    is going to turn ‘CC’ into
    BCC thefinger
    Cause they won’t see us coming
    ( what what??? See the E-mail pun?? What???) laughing3
    Tune is true believers
    And see what surprises we have in store.
    On The Shitter

From Ratpack Slim ratpackslim :

  • HardLuck King...or whatever you call yourself...

    I worked retail for many, many years. I've slammed seriously for only two. The difference between working for a corporate record store and facing you in the squared circle...

    ...is that i won't sell for you.

    I've taken bumps from some of the best in the business. I handicapped against the entire LA Slam Team, and I'm still here. I drank more than Shane Hawley in a Bottle vs. Bottle Match. Jamie Kennedy put me through a table (or that's what i choose to believe) in a latenight kitchen freestyle. I've even endured a "hanging out in Rite Aid in the makeup aisle" I Quit Match with Kat Sanford.

    I may be the Small Green Machine, but that's not indicative of my in-ring skills.

    The Most Electrifying Man in Poetry Entertainment vs. The Sparkiest SOB in SoCal. The only thing you need to worry about killing...is the absurd notion that I will lie down and give in like a poetry groupie at Nationals.

    Oh...and have a nice day.

    I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!

From Anthony R. Miller, The Heartbreak King:

  • 5 hours... 

    In JUST 5 hours Anthony R. Miller will make his last performance before hitting the road on a two month, 34 date national tour
    IN JUST 5 HOURS!!!!
    RatPack Slim... all your fame, everything youre known as...

    will be erased.

    you will be reduced to being known as the guy whoS MONKEY ASS GOT KICKED ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER SAN JOSE ONCE AND FOR ALL.

    You will be just another poet brought down by THE MOST ELECTRIFYINGMANINPOETRYENTERTAINMENTTODAY!!!!!

    IN just FIVE HOURS 
    there will no longer be any doubt to who the greatest superstar in the WPF is, the lights will go down , the music will start and alllllllllll the DORKAMAINIACS WILL RUN WILD!!

    Because tonight the WPF fans will see two people who have been underestimated by thier peers, PUSHED ASIDE as the headliners

    RATPACK on this night we will show everyone what we can do. we will put on a show that no one will forget.

    but only one can win
    and that man is none other
    that the pot smokin
    beer drinkin
    ass slappin
    heart breakin
    not afraid to sweat
    NOT AFRAID TO BLEED
    GONNA BEAT THAT GLASSES WEARING BASTARD FROM LA GUARANDAMNTEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and when the smoke clears, and the dust settles, Dorkamainia will be inside your soul brother
    youll be taken over brother
    we will stand side by side like brothers brother

    and thats the truth
    because Anthony R. Miller said so

 

Where will YOU be?!?

 

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